This game is not designed to run on your device. Add it to a collection to play later, or you can try to run it anyway.

Download HTML here: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/16hUB7R9yc-gpLQmjh5Zd0b3zO66PT1Eb?usp=sha...

Up arrow to jump.

Down arrow to duck.

Right arrow, left arrow, or spacebar to shoot.

Don't die.

Win.

FIRST THREE AWARDS (scroll down for details)

1 Original ending (play the game normally)

2 Cheaters ending (Old Man)

3 No pain ending (beat without taking damage)

SAVE YOUR GREAT NEPHEW TWICE REMOVED!